Scarlett Johansson Wifed Up Some Journalist

She's marrying some French dude who sounds like a type of lettuce. Congrats, boo.

Scarlett Johansson is engaged to her beau, journalist Romain Dauriac, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "They're engaged and very happy," a source says of the couple. A rep for the actress said, "I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged. They haven't chosen a date for the wedding." The proposal occurred about a month ago. The ring is a vintage Art Deco style.

Scarlett Johansson is only 28 and is on her second marriage in 5 years, so you really have to wonder how awesome her breasts really are. Do they even awesome, bro? Or if she stops to talk about clean water initiatives in Africa while giving head. Look, I love you, I do, but now is not the best time to discuss the declining state of the world's supply of fresh water. If your jaw needs a break just tell me. No need to bring African children into this.