Gwen Stefani Is Pregnant

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting baby No. 3! An insider close to the 43-year-old reveals to In Touch “She and Gavin couldn’t be happier” about the exciting news.

Gwen Stefani is 43 but still looks the exact same way she did in 1993, so I don't foresee any issues with her pregnancy. Unless she's a vampire. Is she a vampire. She's a vampire, isn't she? Shit, man. That means all her kids are half vampires. Half vampires with British accents and access to millions of dollars. Fuck. Book my passage on the next steamer ship! She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living!*


*(This concludes IDLYITW's dramatic reading of Dracula)


The pictures in the gallery were taken this year. This video was shot in 1995. You were saying?