Anastasia Ashley Should Always Make Instagram Videos


While we can't as a society seem to escape Miley Cyrus' poor, sad ass, news outlets and social media are completely ignoring the majestic creation that is Anastasia Ashley's ass. I'm pretty much an expert on white girl ass as I've lived in the South my whole life and have studied abroad in Vegas and Los Angeles on multiple occassions. I have advanced degrees in yoga pants and shorts becuase I live within wlaking distance of two colleges. One being an all-female college. My credentials speak for themselves, so please don't question me. All I'm saying is that we could clear up this whole Syria thing if Assad just watched this every morning. You probably wouldn't have the energy to slaughter thousands of people when all you wanted to do was eat a sandwich and take a nap.