Lookin’ Good, Britney!
Hey, remember in 2003 when you would have tortured and slaughtered a member of your immediate family to have Britney Spears' ass in your lap? You do? Good. Well, it's 2013 now and she looks like something you'd try to kill with fire in The Conjuring II. There's no way her boyfriend's penis isn't getting treated for PTSD.