Miley Cyrus Is Upset, Still White



Despite her father making his millions from singing on bails of hay at state fairs, then using his name recognition and connections to get her a show on Disney where she could play pretend, Miley Cyrus continues to co-opt black culture as her way of distancing herself from Hannah Montana even though you can stream it on Netflix. And when called out on it, she gets white girl pissed and calls you a bitch. The fact is, no, she doesn't know what color her skin is. Sorry we had to point it out. And I guess we'll get pointing it out so you don't start wearing airbrused Tupac t-shirts and bouncing a check so you can mention it on your next album.