Lindsay Lohan Is Guest Hosting ‘Chelsea Lately’ When She Gets Out Of Rehab

Because E! wants Chelsea Lately to be only hosted by used up drunks who think they're hotter than they actually are, Lindsay Lohan will be taking over hosting duties from Chelsea Handler on a episode of Chelsea Lately next week. Pretty seamless transition. Entertainment Weekly reports:

Lindsay Lohan is about to be the queen of the small screen. First she lined up an interview and docu-series on Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network, and now she’s taking over E!’s Chelsea Lately as guest host next week, EW has confirmed. The actress — whose latest movie, The Canyons, arrives in theaters Friday — will take the reins from host Chelsea Handler during Monday’s show…. Catch Lindsay’s episode Monday, Aug. 5, at 11 p.m. ET on E!

Lindsay and Chelsea are two 48-year olds who claim to be younger, and their faces should be put on anti-vodka pamphlets, so wy not put them on television. Seeing their faces in HD should replace waterboarding at Gitmo.