Kate Middleton Is In Labor Right Now

 

“Reducto Vaginus!

 

Because Americans are in love with pregnant women who don’t work and live off the goverment, the excitement for the arrival of the Royal Baby has reached critical mass this morning because Kate Middleton can finally read her name in the same sentence with “labor” for the first time in her life. Besides the fact that the baby she will be the baby’s mother and cousin, Kate should probably check her brake lines from now on since she’s fulfilled her obligation. Congrats!

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