Kristen Stewart Is Playing A Soldier. Okay.

With her lifeless eyes and dead, pale skin, somebody thought it would be a good idea to cast Kristen Stewart as an American soldier. Oh, Hollywood. Anyway, the movie is called Camp X-Ray and IMDB tells me it's about, "a young soldier escapes her suffocating small town by joining the military, only to find that she isn't going for a tour of duty in Iraq as she hoped. Instead, she's sent to Guantanamo. Met with hatred and abuse from the Muslim men in her charge, she forges an odd friendship with a young man who has been imprisoned at Gitmo for eight years then gives the married director blowies between takes in his car."  Sounds pretty good. Maybe I'll Redbox it.