Don’t Worry, Guys. Emma Roberts Is Just ‘Very Passionate’

Like most women on Investigation Discovery and Jodi Arias, Emma Roberts isn't violent or insane, she's just "extreme" and "dramatic" and "very passionate" and "crazy in love". Awww, doesn't that sound sweet? It totally does! No charges were filed against Emma Roberts for busting Evan Peter's nose and biting him, because apparently it was just some just some huge misunderstanding. Apparently Evan Peters didn't understand women beat you because they love you so much. Us Weekly reports:

"Emma is very dramatic," one source tells Us of the We're the Millers actress, niece to superstar Julia Roberts, adding that she can get "wound up" during arguments. The July 7 episode, says the insider, went "way out of control." "They're a couple young kids," (Hi, it's me, Todd! I have a note: Emma Roberts is 22 and Evan Peters is 26. You know, "kids". ) adds a second source of the "inseparable" and openly affectionate pair, who've been dating since spring 2012. "Their romance is pretty extreme. They just behave in a way that's very passionate." This latest spat, doesn't mean the end of the road for the former Adult World costars, who next team up for season three of American Horror Story, currently shooting in New Orleans. "They will not break up," the first source insists. "When they are good, they are crazy in love."

Whew, I'm so glad I learned something. Emma Roberts' and Evan Peters' relationship is "very passionate and pretty extreme", but Rihanna's and Chris Brown's relationship is "abusive and hostile". Got it. Thanks for clearing that up for me, media!