Settle Down, Miley

As you can see in her video for "We Can't Stop", Miley Cyrus has co-opted what she believes is black culture by watching  BET and VH1 reality shows. She's the first artist to successfully manufacture and produce ratchet because she wants people to forget that she was born rich and had a Disney show handed to her when she was 13. It's a true rich-to-ratchet and coming of age story about a young girl who twerks in unicorn pajamas through a magical land of self-delusion and marginilization as she searches for the Gold Grillz Of Acceptance. I haven't written the rest of the story yet, but she fights Kreyshawn in a Popeye's at some point.