Farrah Abraham Asked To Be In Playboy, They Said “LOL”

Since she remains intent on doing things backwards, Farrah Abraham asked if she could be in Playboy after doing porn. She asked twice. Brace yourselves: They said no. Twice. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned, "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham will be living out every young girl's fantasy to model nude for Playboy magazine!!! Just kidding, Playboy rejected her sorry ass. Sources close to Farrah tell us, the star of "Backdoor Teen Mom" had her team reach out to the men's magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue … one of her lifelong dreams. But the mag said no way, hoe-se. That didn't stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we're told her team reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn't have enough room for her.

Obviously, it's not God's plan for Farrah Abraham to pose for Playboy, no matter how hard her father encouraged the prayer group to ask. And say what you want about Playboy, but have you seen the chicks who pose for them? Farrah Abraham looks like one of their cousins they keep in the basement.