Jwoww Is In A Bikini

Since we've just finished the July 4th holiday weekend, we now have more pics of chicks in bikinis. Granted, I might be taking a lot of liberties by using the word "chick" in a post about JWoww, because I read once in a medical journal that "JWoww" is a thing that's legal grounds to sue your plastic surgeon for medical malpractice. I guess whatI'm saying is that she's horiffically unattractive and the bolt ons won't ever change that. I heard if you stare directly into your eyes your family will be cursed.