Superman Is Banging This Now

So Henry Cavill and Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco are dating. Ok then. Us Weekly reports:

Henry Cavill's love life just got super-charged with Big Bang's babe! After his 10-month relationship with actress Gina Carano fizzled in May, the Man of Steel hunk, 30, is now dating Kaley Cuoco, sources reveal exclusively to Us Weekly. "They are totally hot for each other," a pal says of the British actor and Big Bang Theory starlet, 27, who split with musician Bret Bollinger this past winter. Although the movie and TV stars are keeping the romance hush-hush for now, Cuoco dropped a major hint to her 1.4 million Twitter followers June 14: Tweeting a photo of herself gazing adoringly at a Man of Steel poster, she urged her fans to see the mega-successful Superman reboot. "It's fantastic in every way," she raved. For his part, Cavill is "a massive Big Bang Theory fan" and "has always wanted to date her," another insider says.

Henry Cavill just broke up with a chick who looks like a dude, and now he's dating a chick who looks like Paula Deen. I know all the Big Bang Theory nerds will tell me she's hot, but she's basically every comment section that tells me about seeing hotter girls in the mall. I mean, I'd still hit it, but I'd probably leave the TV on in case I got bored.