Lindsay Lohan 27th Birthday Is Today
It's hard to believe Lindsay Lohan isn't even 30 yet, but Wikipedia tells me that she's 27 so we'll go with that. I would send her a card or something, but there's nothing I could give her to repay her for all she's done for this site and other sites everywhere. So happy birthday, Lindsay. I'd wish you many more, but let's not kid ourselves.