The Kid’s Name Is North West. There’s A Person Now Named North West

Kim Kardashian Kanye West Daughter Birth


Because she probably realized it was stupid and wanted to mitigate someof the "WTF?!", Kris Jenner leaked Kim and Kanye's baby's name to TMZ during Game 7 of the NBA Finals last night. So, it's not Kaidence nor Klementine. It's something surprisingly much worse.

…..NORTH WEST … TMZ has learned. Seriously, that's the kid's name … according to the birth certificate from Cedars-Sinai hospital.

There were rumors floating around a few months ago that Kim and Kanye West might give the baby a directional name … but who thought they would actually go through with it?

Kim actually went on Leno last month and swore this wasn't the baby's name, but when E! and your mom pay you to lie, I guess we should have seen this coming. Not only did this announcement cost Northwestern University millions in potential enrollment revenue, there's now a kid alive on the Earth right now with a novelty name whose father believes he's God and whose mom was forced to make a sex tape because her grandma wanted to be on television. Her life will be considered a success if she gets her own stage at a strip club called "The North Pole".