Charlie Sheen Destroyed Farrah Abraham




Because she's a whore, Farrah Abraham started a textual relationship with Charlie Sheen and they made plans to "hang out", but in typical Farrah fashion, she leaked the details to the media with her usual judgmental statement (because she's a pure angel of Christ) and her undiagnsed associative personality disorder by saying nothing woul happen with Sheen because he has…."too many personal issues". Charlie Sheen heard about this. He then wrote a letter then mailed it and this bitch into the ether.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow. bye! cs."

I was going to type more, but the only way this could have been worse is if Sheen publicly headed her then went to the Playboy mansion with her head on a pike where people could take turns throwing darts at it.