Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Everywhere
While her baby daddy is off banging Canadian models and telling magazine reporters that he's the greatest thing of every greatest thing in the history greatest things, Kim Kardashian is alone and fat and still trying to convince herself that she's sexy or that Kanye loves her. I mean, look at these pictures, son. How do you get pregnant in your leg, brah?
Note: I just used the word "brah" in a sentence. It's been a tough week.