Kanye West Has Been Cheating On Kim Kardashian This Whole Time

Let's be real for a moment, Kim Kardashian basically had the BMI of a baby elephant who only eats cookie dough before she got pregnant, and now that she is pregnant, it's unclear why she hasn't been tagged and released back into the wild. Apparently Kanye West doesn't want to stick his penis in that anymore so he's been banging  a Canadian model, Leyla Ghobadi (pics of her here), the whole time. And Ghobadi was kind enough to sale his story to Star Magazine. Page Six reports:

“This is going to destroy the Kardashian family,” Ghobadi told Star. “It’s bad. It’s really bad. It’s just embarrassing. But if I were Kim and about to have a baby, I would want to know.”….“He told me . . . he wanted to ‘hook up,’ but I was concerned that he was seeing Kim Kardashian,” she told Star. “He told me that [the relationship] was for publicity and nothing serious.”...“We began to make out for a while — and next thing I knew, we were both naked and having sex,” she told Star. They had another tryst that October in New York — while the pregnant Kardashian was in Miami, Star reports. And the brazen mogul even tried to get her in the sack again this past weekend, the magazine reports. But by then, she knew Kardashian was pregnant and refused. “I would never do that to someone,” she told Star.

It's hard to imagine that a dude with the most ridiculous God/Napoleon complex in the history of recorded time would competely disregard his pregnant girlfriend to bang a model who looks like his girlfriend if she was 80 pounds lighter. All Kim Kardashian ever wanted was to be Beyonce, but she just ended up being on the new E! reality show, Thirty-Two Year Old Mom. She latched on to Kanye to justify her fame, and now she's left pregnant and alone with signed copy of "Yeezus". Thanks for playing. And if you're wondering Kanye cares or spends one minute in his Kanye bubble worrying about this, go read his interview in today's Rolling Stone. The only thing Kanye probably regrets is that Leyla Ghobadi doesn't have a twin sister.