Justin Bieber Is Trying To Bang Miley Cyrus
"Awwww, widdle boy need him diaper changed?"
We're told Miley arrived first (she's a regular at the place) … with Justin showing up around 1:50 AM and heading straight for Miley's table. We're told the two hung out for roughly 15 minutes … laughing and flirting together … and they both left the theater at the same time, just after 2 AM. It's unclear where they went after the show. Hours before the late-night rendezvous, Bieber's leopard-spotted Audi was seen leaving Miley's L.A. home on Saturday.
Justin Bieber is basically a dude on Law & Order who dates rapes everybody because of course they wanted it because he's JUSTIN BIEBER DAMMIT. So he truly believes every woman wants to have sex with him even when they laugh and pat him on the head then tell him to go away (Barbara Pavlin). But who cares about that because this story lets us know that Bieber has a "leopard-spotted Audi". I don't know what the acceptable response to that is, but I think I just broke my hand punching the wall.