Jennifer Love Hewitt Finally Caught One

As we learned yesterday, Jennifer Love Hewitt finally found understood how to ensnare and keep a man hostage for 18 years by getting pregnant, and today we learn that she's also engaged. This should be fun. Us Weekly reports:

Everything's coming up roses for Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Client List actress, 34, is not only pregnant with her first child but also engaged to marry boyfriend Brian Hallisay, Us Weekly confirms exclusively in the new issue. The actors, who previously appeared together on NBC's short-lived series Love Bites, started dating 15 months ago after reconnecting on the set of their hit Lifetime show. Hallisay proposed in late May, while the two were vacationing in Europe.

I spent a lot of time trying to find pics that would accurately describe how this went down, because if you're in any way familiar with Hewitt's dating history, you know she's completely batshit and a bottomless pit of need and Pintrest wedding dress photos. Admittedly, as a guy, the size of yourboobs are directly proportional to the amount of crazy we will tolerate, so for Hewitt's sake, I hope India Reynolds or Alice Goodwin don't guest star on The Client List anytime soon. Because that would be pretty much game over.