Miranda Kerr Was A Guest On ‘Fox & Friends’

The GOP has a strict policy stating that vaginas should be seen (after wedding vows) and not heard, so Miranda Kerr is probably the last person I would expect to see on Fox & Friends. Well, maybe not the last one. But she showed up in a short dress doing yoga which probably confused all of the old people in Tennessee who watch this. Why is a foreigner on this show? Why is she breakdancing? Why isn't she wearing a jean skirt? Why is she wearing makeup? Why does she obviously hate Jesus? So many questions here.