Jay-Z Says Beyonce Isn’t Pregnant


E! Online told us last week that Beyonce was pregnant claiming they had confirmed the news through "multiple sources", but apparently one of those sources wasn't Jay-Z. So Furious reports:

Now Hot 97 bossman, Ebro Darden, says that Jay-Z sent him an email denying that Lady Giselle is with child. “It’s not true. The news is worse than blogs,” Jay reportedly emailed the program director.

Wait, "the news is worse that blogs"? When did that happen? I'm in pajama pants and slippers right now eating a cold piece of fried chicken. But in my defense, I don't say that bombing suspects are in custody when they're not. HAHAHAHA MONTH LATE CNN BURN!