Beyonce Is Pregnant
Because a rapper who used to have children sell crack for him is a better parent than Farrah Abraham, Beyonce has decided to let Jay-Z get some what what a second time that resulted in a pregnancy. E! reports:
Blue Ivy's gonna be a big sis! That's right: Superstar supermom Beyoncé is expecting her second child with hubby Jay-Z, multiple sources exclusively confirm to E! News. The news follows rampant speculation that the "Countdown" songbird was pregnant, even as the couple remained tight-lipped about their ever-growing family.
I don't know how I feel about this. I've seen pictures of Blue Ivy. This baby might get shanked if she looks at Blue Ivy's Hope diamond encrusted sippy cup too long.