Jessica Lowndes Has Her Own Coke Or Something
The launch of Coca-Cola's "Share A Coke" campaign launched in London last night, and Lindsay Lohan just misread that and broke out of rehab because people are sharing coke. So keep an eye on that. Anyway, Jessica Lowndes was there and she's hot and she has big boobs and she's brunette with blue eyes, so she's probably used to people giving her things. Like when I gave her a baby. She doesn't like to talk about it, because the baby's parents insist on offereing a reward for any information.