Reese Witherspoon Just Trolled The Atlanta Police Department

Trust me on this, because I am expert and have studied them extensively, there is nothing more passive aggressive as a Southern woman. You'll will have no idea what just happened after a hot woman with perfect hair and makeup smiles, gently touches your arm and says, "aww bless your little heart, sweetie." You'll think now is the time to ask for her number, but then you realize everybody around you is laughing and she's rolling her eyes and pulling a mirror our of her giant, designer bag because a quality control check hasn't been performed on her hair in the last five minutes. Reese Witherspoon's Souther Woman Game is tight, because she basically just did all that by putting on a baseball hat.