Kylie Bisutti Loves Jesus Too Much To Be Pretty Anymore

In case you haven't read it yet, former Victoria's Secret model (she wasn't), Kylie Bisutti, gave an interview to the New York Post (read it here) on why she gave up a career in modeling. The reason of course is Jesus, and when you marry somebody who loves Jesus, you have to love Jesus too then give up all your dreams and aspirations to become a docile, man-pleasing housewife who pray in between your uterus being used for competetive breeding against other religions. See, because once you get a Bible in your hands, you automatically believe you're morally superior to others, and you spout stupid, regurgitated shit that you don't realize is making you a slave of mae believe entity designed to control you. But that works for some people I guess. What doesn't work for others is when you, a saintly Christian, lie and fabricate events to fit your narrative. So with that said, Victoria's Secret released the following statement:

Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria’s Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn’t worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti’s involvement with Victoria’s Secret. She was never a Victoria’s Secret ‘Angel’ as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti’s claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria’s Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria’s Secret — including a relationship that simply did not exist.”

So she wasn't a Victoria's Secret model but she quit being a Victoria's Secret model to become a Christian? Cool. So she's used to telling make believe stories. Like the time my ex girlfriend said my penis was small. That's not even true. You can see something that's four inches from pretty far away.

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