Smurfette Is A Lesbian Now

Katy Perry attended The Smurfs 2 party at The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony at the Ritz Carlton Hotel, and as you can see, it's just another subversive attack by the liberal media to turn your children into homosexuals. If a Swedish cartoon character who lives with all men can be turned gay, what chance do your children have? If gay people are allowed to marry, then what's next? Having sex with dogs? People marrying their cats? Actually none of that will happen, because that rationale is pretty damn stupid, old white guy Senator.