Kanye West Is A Great Dad So Far

During her depostion that she's finally doing as part of her divorce from Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian admitted under oath that Kanye West  basically shot semen into her then fled the country never to return. Radar Online reports:

Kanye apparently wants to live in France, with Kim not willing to leave her U.S.-based reality TV empire. Kim was forced to admit during her deposition that she has spent more time away from Kanye than with him,” a source tells Radar exclusively. “She blamed their hectic schedules, but it was obvious that it pained her a great deal. Kim is pregnant with his baby, and Kanye is missing all of her prenatal doctors appointments, because he is halfway around the world in Paris. “Kim and Kanye talk, text and Skype but it’s not the same as having him physically with her,” the source adds.

Kim could have just replied, "Nigga's in Paris" and it would have been the same thing. BOOM NAILED IT.