Sup, Jessica?

If you've been reading this for a while, you know that I'd machete a room full of blondes to get to the other room in the back filled with brunettes with blue or green eyes, so it's really know surprise that my penis has been in an internal struggle for years now trying to decide if he wants to impregnate Jessica Lowndes and Ashley Greene. It's a really long, complicated story, but the short answer is both. The answer is both. And here's the twist: preferably at the same time.