After her plan to secretly make a porn then release it as a leaked sex tape, Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham is finally admitting she’s a porn star now. And since all women believe their vaginas are lined in gold and silk spun from magical fairies, she wants $2M before she agrees to grace us with a video of a single mom with shitty implants having sex with a porn star who was in a movie with Lindsay Lohan. Okay. TMZ reports:
Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn — with A-list porn star James Deen — but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook … she’s willing to sell it for $2 million. The ex-“Teen Mom” star’s reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best … telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin’ hot 21-year-old body — for her personal collection — so she could look back on it when she’s old.
If you’re a dude and you pay to see this, just cut your penis off an set it on fire, because it obviously hasn’t been used in a while. Unlike mine. I dress it up it little outifits and have puppet shows. It’s really cute, you guys should totally check it out.
