Taylor Swift Says She’ll Be ‘Single Forver’ Or Maybe ‘Paint In A Cottage’ By Herself

So, Taylor Swift did an interview with Wonderland (via People) , and brace youself, she came across as an infantilized 23-year old with no concept of reality or how relationships work. It doesn't say, but if you read closely,  you'll see she has a princess canopy bed and possibly thinks mice sing while they make her dresses.

"I mean, I know where I'll be on tour in two months, but no idea where I'm going to be mentally, emotionally, dreams, goals, wishes, hopes," she tells Wonderland magazine in its latest issue's cover story. "I have no idea if I'm going to get married or be single forever or have a family or just be on my own. You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. I just have no idea and I'm kind of into that."

That cool, Taylor. Because we know where you'll be mentally and emotionally. You'll be parked out front a high school trying to kidnap dudes so you can lock them in your basement so you can dress them up and have a tea party and a teddy bear will officiate your wedding and a pink pony with a bowtie will carry the rings and mermaid will brush your hair or whatever your psychosis manisfest, you freaking weirdo.