I See How It Is, Ashley
I thought after her apartment burned down and she broke up with her boyfriend that Ashley Greene would be in the correct emotional state for me to trick her into letting me get her pregnant, and since this is a probably a run on sentence I'll just keep it going, so color me surprised that she was on on a date with Josh Henderson in West Hollywood this weekend. That's right, Ashley. Color me surprised. Whatever. Two can play this little game. I just waved to Kelly Ripa through my televison. I think we're dating now. Sorry. You had your chance.