Taylor Swift Somehow Makes Shopping Even More Boring

Taylor Swift looks like a 5'11", pale Chinese woman in a blonde wig who had her ass and boobs surgically removed, and she's also crazy, so when you look at it like that, it's easy to see why she can't keep a boyfriend for longer thana week. And she can't even go shopping right. At least Lindsay would have had sex with the cashier for a free carton of cigarettes.