Katy Perry Is Single. Again.

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For the second time in less than a year, Katy Perry and John Mayer have split yet again. Katy Perry is now reportedly keeping busy by working on her new album, and John Mayer is now reportedly keeping busy by banging someone else. Although, he probably broke up with her when he found she was making a new album. Nobody wants to hear that, bro. Us Weekly reports:

“It’s sad,” one pal tells Us, but cautions that it might not be a permanent break. “It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out.” Adds another source: “She’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.”

Man, I can barely wrap my mind around this. John Mayer can’t stay in a committed relationship? It’s like I don’t understand the world anymore. I tried to motorboat the banner picture, but that didn’t make me feel better 🙁