Tiger Woods Is Banging Lindsey Vonn Now
According to her Facebook page, skiier Lindsey Vonn is now dating Tiger Woods. And as you can see if you click the link, they had couples’ portraits taken. Couples’ portraits. Also, we’ve learned that Tiger Woods has a specific type. And that type is “any white lady” or “where da white women at?”. In closing, if you’re white, Tiger Woods will totally date you. But please understand that you have to be white. Did I mention you have to be white? Because you have to be white.