Lindsay Is Probably Going To Sue Justin Bieber

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Yesterday, Justin Bieber went on an Instagram rant where he did that thing where he picked the lowest common denominator of former child star (Lindsay Lohan) then compared himself to her to prove some kind of point that at least he’s not that bad. If he did more research into Lindsay, he would have found out that if you mention her name in public, or five times in a mirror, she’ll sue you. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber is a naive little loudmouth who will pay for his meanness … so vows Lindsay Lohan….We’re told Lindsay feels Bieber’s comments were “senseless and mean” — she’s never had beef with him … and has no idea why he chose to single her out, bullying her on an international platform. Lindsay says she’s learned to brush off the negativity … and chooses not worry about rude, ungrateful, obnoxious little hairless boys.

Justin Bieber better put this thinking cap on and figure out how to deal with this. The cap is probably pink with diamonds on it and possibly feathers.