Kate Middleton’s Financial Security Has A Name

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So far, Kate Middleton has been hospitalized three times for morning sickness and her pregnancy is already responsible for a suicide and two people losing their jobs. So it should be obvious to everyone that her unborn child is the Devil. Now this evil has a name. Hollywood Life reports:

Kate and William, who have yet to publicly announce the gender of their baby, have referred to the royal baby as their “little grape.” But with increasing speculation that the royal baby is a girl — Kate hinted she was having a daughter on March 5 at an appearance — an insider has revealed the name they have selected! The name of their little girl will be (drumroll please…) Elizabeth Diana Carole, in honor of William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth! The middle names will also be in tribute of their parents, William’s late mother Princess Diana, and Kate’s mom Carole. Carole is also the Latin variation of the name Charles, and Elizabeth is Kate’s mom’s middle name!

Man, I totally wasn’t expecting this. Especially since if you’re in England and name your daughter anything other than Elizabeth, Catherine, Victoria, or Emma, the child will be thrown off a mountain.I saw that on the Discovery Channel once.