Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Her Boobs Are Worth $5M

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Jennifer Love Hewitt must have set her clocks back to 1997. Radar Online reports:

The nicely endowed 34-year-old actress, who wears a 36C bra, told USA Today in a video interview, “I need like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’ “ She pointed to her chest and laughed, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”

Jennifer Love Hewitt is 34, so I’m not sure where that number is coming from. The Kelley Blue Book officially says that a woman loses half her value when she turns 30. Don’t be mad at me. Look it up, man.