Megan Fox Is In Michael Bay’s TMNT Reboot

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Remember in 2010 when Megan Fox was fired from The Transformers franchise because she said Michael Bay was Hitler and a nightmare to work for? She must have handwashed his Ferrari naked this time. Deadline reports:

Looks like Michael Bay doesn’t hold a grudge. He’s just announced via his blog that Megan Fox will star in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the live-action/CGI feature from producer Bay, his Platinum Dunes and Paramount. Jonathan Liebesman is directing.

A friend of mine used to date Michael Bay, and apparently every “Michael Bay is a raging asshole with God complex” story you’ve ever read is absolutely true. But let’s not let that fact make us forget that someone is making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And that another person gave it a budget of $125M. Suicide bombers make a lot more sense now, huh?