Kristen Stewart Named Ugliest Actress In Hollywood By British Dudes

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Since British dudes don’t just automatically seem ridiculously effeminate and gay, a pol was taken in Britain to see who guys in scarves and moisturizer in their shoulder bags thought was the ugliest actress alive. I think I gave it away in the headline.

They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses,” the pollster revealed, ‘as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”

Here’s the top 10:

1. Kristen Stewart

2. Sarah Jessica Parker

3. Lindsay Lohan

4. Denise Richards

5. Kirsten Dunst

6. Mischa Barton

7. Hillary Swank

8. Lucy Liu

9. Tilda Swinton

10. Uma Thurman

I would give Kristen Stewart bonus points because she likes to give married dudes road head, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s boring as fuck and looks like a dead lay. That being said, is there a reason why Sarah Jessica Parker wasn’t 1-5 and Cameron Diaz wasn’t 6-10? If I saw either of them walking down street, I’d aim for the brain before I realized what I was doing.