Samantha Ronson’s Mom Says Lindsay Is ‘Psychotic’

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Back when Lindsay Lohan was a lesbian until financial troubles forced her to suck penis, she dated “DJ” Samantha Ronson. After they broke up, Lindsay would show up at her house crying every other day then she finally moved RIGHT NEXT DOOR when Ronson wouldn’t speak to her. Let’s all read why, shall we? Daily Mail reports:

The lavish VIP after-party to mark the opening of Dubai’s latest luxury hotel, The Atlantis, was in full swing in the seven-room suite reserved for talk-show billionaire Oprah Winfrey. As celebrity guests, including Kylie Minogue, actress Mischa Barton and designers Mary-Kate Olsen and Matthew Williamson, drank premium champagne and nibbled artfully created canapes, Ann Dexter-Jones watched in disbelief as actress Lindsay Lohan threw an extraordinary, childish tantrum. Lohan had been dating Samantha – Ann’s eldest daughter and a successful British DJ – who was playing at the 1,539-room resort’s grand opening celebration. ‘Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child,’ said Ann, as she recalled the bizarre scene that so shocked her four years ago. ‘It seemed she was upset that people, including Samantha, were not paying her enough attention. ‘To my mind, it was classic psychotic behaviour. I took Lindsay aside and told her not to make a spectacle of herself. She was clearly out of control and spoiling for a fight.’

Surprisingly, it got worse.

She said: ‘I know stuff, but I don’t want to go into it. I just knew that it was not a good place for my child to be, but sometimes a parent’s objection only makes it more exciting. ‘When I saw for myself just how volatile Lohan was, I realised that the relationship was not healthy. ‘The morning after her tantrum – and believe me, that was not the worst of it – I told them both that I could no longer support them as a couple, that I no longer approved of them being together and that Lindsay was no longer welcome in my home.’

We really don’t need to have a forum discussion as to why we all believe every word of this story, because if you’ve been on Earth since 2005, you know that Lindsay is a spoiled, petulant child who will literally throw a tantrum in the middle of the aisle if she doesn’t think she’s the center of the universe at all times. She probably thinks global warming was caused by that time she went blonde.