Mila Kunis Must Have Heard That Thing About Ashton

Mila Kunis showed up to the premiere of Disney’s “Oz The Great And Powerful” last night, and this morning, a story hit about Ashton Kutcher cheating on her. I don’t want to assume anything, but I think she’s knows about it. And isn’t she Russian? And aren’t all of the Russians in America covert agents or in the mafia? Quick, somebody call Ashton and tell him to check his brake lines. Wait, on second thought, let’s see how this plays out.