Rihanna Is Ride Or Eventually Die

30 Seconds To Mars - KROQ Weenie Roast, May 18 2013 (Johnny Firecloud)

“Hold still. You have some of my blood on you.”

Despite the fact he put her in the hospital, destroyed a club because he was jealous of Drake, and started a fight with Frank Ocean, Rihanna hasn’t quite figured out that Chris Brown is a violent sociopath who refuses to take responsibility for his actions. TMZ reports:

Hours after Chris Brown was accused of cheating the system, he got some serious support from Rihanna … who rode shotgun with the singer following a recording session in L.A. The two were pictured leaving the L.A. studio together around 4:30 AM … following an angry statement from Brown in which he said his life is PURE HELL. We broke the story … prosecutors believe Brown LIED about doing community service — and could face serious jail time for allegedly participating in a conspiracy to dupe authorities.

But that didn’t stop Chris Brown from blaming everyone else for his problems.

“Im wise I can handle the hate but enough is enough, yo!!” He continued … “Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused … Im tired yall Just don’t understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19 years old .. You cant sit here and tell me to calm down, when am I gonna get a positive outcome out of anything I do?” “Im not gonna sit here and play victim, Im just tired of this sh*t … I pray every day and night for a new outcome … and just when everything seems to be going good some new sh*t happens.” And then Brown — a convicted woman beater — had the balls to write, “A day in my shoes is a day in hell, believe it or not!”

Chris Brown didn’t invent domestic abuse, but the best thing about martyrs is that they can’t wait to blow themselves up.