January Jones Might Be Bald Soon
January Jones is a raging ice queen who smiles only when forced, programmed, or when she sees a married director who can impregnate her. So it makes sense she is losing her hair. Most cold-blooded creatures have no hair. Us Magazine reports:
January Jones’ days as a hair chameleon may be over. Speaking to British magazine Grazia Daily during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, the blonde-again actress talked about the side effects of her multiple hair makeovers while promoting the movie Sweetwater. “I have been every color and now my hair is falling out in clumps,” Jones said. “I’ve been blonde, red with extensions for this film, then blonde, then black, and now blonde again. I’m going to have to shave it off and wear a wig.”
This would be cool if it was her vagina, but a bald January Jones in a wig doesn’t sound very sexy to me. Actually, it kinda depends on the wig. Can I pick it out? I’d really like to pick it out.