Kim Kardashian Offered Kris Humphries $10M To Go Away

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Kim Kardashian can’t legitimize her whoring on her Kanye baby until she’s divorced from Kris Humphries, so she used the universal Kardashian whore language to get him to finally settle their divorce: money. He said no. Radar Online reports:

After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively. Unfortunately for Kim though, money didn’t sway the NBA star, and he vowed to stick to his guns and prove in a court of law that their short-lived marriage was a sham. “Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him,” the source says. “He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled. “Kris wants to move on with his life just as badly as Kim does – he is constantly getting heckled by NBA players and fans – and he just wants to be able to close this disastrous chapter in his life once and for all. If Kim would just agree to grant him the annulment, they could both move on with their lives.”

Kim Kardashian made $30 million for her two-hour “wedding” special on E!, so if she really wants to move on, why not give him all of it? Or, you know, give him an annulment. We all know the marriage was a fraud and we all know that Kris Humphries was too stupid to realize it. I mean, the dude turned down Duke to play at Minnesota for chrissakes. I hate to get Southern on you, but the poor boy is touched.