Lindsay Lohan Is High At This Very Moment

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Five years ago yesterday, Heath Ledger died because he was an unhinged drug addict, and surprise, he used to hook up with Lindsay Lohan. Now, Lindsay is forgetting he only hit it because he was coked out of his damn mind, and to make it worse, she makes it seem like she in any way knows his daughter Maltida. Or “Matty” as she likes to call her. Or “don’t fucking call here again” as Michelle Williams likes to say when Lindsay calls.

(h/t Lainey Gossip)