Lindsay Lohan Turned Down $550K From ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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Because her magic mirror still tells her that she’s the greatest actor of her generation despite the fact that no legitimate producer in Hollywood would touch her even if she granted wishes, Lindsay Lohan has rejected an offer from ABC to appear on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, because she doesn’t want to do “reality TV”. This offer, by the way, would come with a check for $550K. But that doesn’t matter, because Lindsay also doesn’t seem to know that she’s in debt like she stole from the mafia. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s ego might be her downfall — because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do “Dancing with the Stars” … because she doesn’t want to do reality TV. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season — offers that maxed out at $550,000. But Lindsay — who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes — shut them down, telling friends she’d never consider doing reality TV … she wants to stick to films. But there’s one problem — after “The Canyons” fiasco, she’s basically made herself unhireable. And as the saying goes, beggars can’t be choosers. A rep for DWTS tells us, “We don’t comment on casting.”

You know what would have worked? “Fucking And/Or Blow With The Stars”.