Selena Gomez Seems To Be Doing Fine

While Justin Bieber has been in a downward spiral of weed and crying outside houses since his split with Selena Gomez, Selena herself seems to doing okay. Case in point: The Warner Bros./InStyle Golden Globes party, where she was allegedly grinding on a “much older dude” the whole time. Because, according to my sources, Bieber can’t maintain an erection unless his nightlight is on and his mobile is playing.