Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She’s “Asexual And Doesn’t Put Out”
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Well, I guess this would explain it. It would explain everything. Radar Online reports:
Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift after growing tired of her “asexual” ways, RadarOnline.com exclusively reports. The 18-year-old One Direction heartthrob, who has earned a reputation as a ladies’ man across the pond, got bored of Taylor, 23, after she hardly ever put out. “Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a wh*re because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out,” a pal close to the We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together singer told RadarOnline.com. “What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.” Another source says the fact that she constantly talked about antiques was another turn-off for the young singer! “Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” a source close to the star revealed.
If I was a famous 18-year old dude, a chick would have to bring a lot more to the table than just wanted to spoon while watching Love Actually. And if Taylor Swift is concerned that people think she’s a whore, then maybe she shouldn’t be in a different relationship every five minutes. Maybe she should just pick one guy and start being comfortable with semen on her T-zone. We usually pass out engagement rings for that.