Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This Now

Last month, Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton because he was bored (yes, that was the official reason), and by “bored” they meant, “he’s up in Margot Robbie now”. I hope that clears everything up. Daily Mail reports

It looks like Leo has found romance again – this time with gorgeous Australian actress Margot Robbie. The young blonde beauty and Titanic heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio are currently filming The Wolf Of Wall Street together, and first met on the set. A source told the New York Post that Leo had ‘stayed overnight’ at 22-year-old Margot’s New York City apartment last week. She plays Nadine Belfort, his character Jordan’s love interest. And the development in their relationship isn’t unexpected – the pair were first seen looking very happy in each others company last month, when Margot joined Leo to celebrate his 38th birthday.

I’m not sure what’s in his will, but if I was Leonardo, I have my penis dipped in gold and displayed in a museum after I died with a plaque that said “Vagina Master Key (1997-2052)” or something like that.